What's the best way to convince them they have hearing problems until I can smoke the snake out? It's not very poisonous but I don't want to take any chances.
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Pretend to talk to them but don't speak just let your lips move. We used to do this to a teacher in School he'd spend all lesson slapping his hearing aid thinking it had gone kaput.
Invite them over for a cup of tea.
Every now %26 again cough, then hiss.
Theyll think it was you the whole time haha
I understand your predicament but wouldn't it be more responsible of you to tell them the truth?? You said that the snake is not VERY poisonous but what if it bites a little child?? People will need to be vigilant and it might help you find your little scaly friend sooner!
Snakes dont hiss
you have a pet snake !, scary..
Hi Foxie
ring the animal shelter and get someone out to find your snake before someone kills the poor snake,
What vents? Why would it be hissing? Sid? maybe you should contact Captain Beaky
It is probably a gas leak and the loss of your reptile is purely coincidental.
If you are as daft as your question, I imagine the reptile has put as much distance between you and it as it can
WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT VERY POISONOUS YOU CANT KEEP POISONOUS SNAKES WITHOUT A LICENCE.
ANYWAY I LOST ONE IN MY FLAT AND PUT THE ELECTRIC FIRE ON A FEW HOURS LATER THERE IT WAS INFRONT OF THE FIRE GETTING WARM .MIGHT WORK FOR YOU
it sounds like you told them that your snake is missing and now their hearing natural noises in the vent and assuming it must be your snake i think their being paranoid and you can assure them its not your snake because they dont hiss except for in cartoons
Tell them they have a gas leak, so when the gas board comes out they may be able to help you find it?
Just leave it. Who the hell do your neighbours think they are anyway? Taking it upon themselves to live next door to you, invading your personal space, being all "neighbourly"? Nah, they've got it coming if you ask me.
tell them your snakes escaped and lie about it being poisonous then leave its favourite food out near its vivarium ansd keep a hide for it near the food
your a moron.. im not even going to be helpfull this time or even bother to explain why it is that i think you are a moron because i realy dont have time for all that.
so once again all i have to say is you are a moron. i feel bad for you snake
not VERY poisonous,what species is it,have you tried putting carrier bags on the floor and turning the lights off,when the snake moves, the bags will rustle when touched,this does take time,or you can try putting flour on the floor and you will see snake trails, if you put it in door ways you can see what room the snake is in. if you split the head of a rat and put it in a paper bag the snake will smell it and find and eat it. hope you find it soon, good luck.
He he he he he he he..
Say nothing and act real dumb.
You'll never smoke the snake out - I know one that can smoke 60 Marlboro lights without taking a break - don't even try it!
I like the way you say 'I don't want to take any chances'..you already did - you lost the damn thing - remember!
Good luck.
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