Friday, July 31, 2009

I believe my pet anaconda has overdosed on spaghetti ohs and hard boiled eggs. Do you know of any chants?

or herbal equations that may bring her around? I've tried parsley, thyme and Jack interspersed with intervals of cinnoman girls and Beam but it only serves to further sedate the erstwhile slithering beast.
Answers:
Say this slowly and in a deep tone of voice. Owaaaaah tajerrrrr kiyam. Keep repeating this over and over until the snake recovers.
stick it in the freezer for 5 minutes then stick in the microwave for 30 seconds while chanting "come back snakie snakie hiss hiss "over and over
Try
"ooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOoooo.

get it? spaghetti ooooo and OOOO hard boiled eggs?

Sorry.
Nope. That snake was your last chants. Now you're on your omm.
If in fact you are talking about a real snake either yellow anaconda or green you have doomed your snake to a slow horrible death. Snakes are designed to eat whole prey items like rats and mice or in the case of even a juvenile anaconda small pigs or newborn cows. Please tell me by beam you are not referring to Jim Beam. Snakes have a much different digestive system and metabolism than humans and that will cause it to die. If you are indeed talking about a real snake My suggestion would be to place the animal in the care of a vetrinarian if it lives long enough for you to do so. Then place the animal in a shelter or reptile rescue. Please do more research about pets before you get another one. If you are using the word anaconda as another meaning please do not post this in the animal side of things. Good luck with your animal I wish your animal the best.
your snake overdosed on spagetti O's and hard boiled eggs?!? Oh dear. : (
Oh yes. Pure genius right here, people.

You get the biggest snake in the world. You can start to see your IQ dropping right here. Well, actually, it might be okay if you were a zoo or a qualified breeder. But obviously you're not, because if you were qualified, you wouldn't be feeding it Spaghetti-O's and hard boiled eggs. Not even normal people like Spaghetti-O's. I don't. It's gross. Well anyway, if this post is true, your snake is pretty much dead, and no chant is going to bring it back. I hope that before it dies, it wraps around you, and kills you, and eats you. Because it's perfectly capable of doing that, you know.

If this post is fake, which it most likely is, get a life. If you're bored, go play Nintendo or something. Unless you're too poor to go buy a used SuperNintendo for 5 bucks. Oh, the poor pauper cant afford to buy 5 bucks worth of entertainment.
Do we know of any chance of what?

The snake pukes all over you, good chance of that!

O's and eggs both round like your brain, fat chance your brain is not fried on something.

The erstwhile slithering beast may soon not be as sedate as you think and therefore you will be the feast.!

I got a sense of humor. Does it have the hiccups yet?
give it a laxative; if no effect, an emetic. be careful there will be venom in the vomit as well as the stool.
spaghetti-ohs? uh-oh.


(btw, anacondas are nonvenomous. so whoever said there will be venom in the regurge is (in this situation) a moron.
if he ate all that he must be dead

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